| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Age | As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
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| Dogs | A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedence, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
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| Drinking | Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.
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| Fans | An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.
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| Language | Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
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| Quotes | The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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| Saying | I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.
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| Travel | In America there are two classes of travel - first class and with children.
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| Work | Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.
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